How to...

pay your old computer your last respects?

Step 1: Put on your computer
Step 2: Log in onto your computer.
Step 3: Go on the internet, check your mail and read the soccernews, listen to music
Step 4: Go to the bulletin board you always visit.
Step 5: Now you can see under "Klachten/Suggesties" a topic named "klotevirussen". You want to read, but Firefox gets stuck.
Step 6: Try it again with Firefox and after this one goes down also, try it with the regular Internet Explorer.
Step 7: When this one doesn't work either, you'll probably know you should've suspicious the first Firefox broke down.
Step 8: Realise some basterds put a Trojan-virus (AGAIN!) on the forum
Step 9: Restart your computer.
Step 10 t/m 12: Do this a couple of times, each time the old computer says they've found a virus.
Step 11: Scan your computer with the anti-virus programma and meanwhile, go get your new computer.

When you get home, he's found 14 virusses all ready, but you don't care, because you've got a new computer.

This was " How to...pay your last respects to your old computer".

Thank you.